What I love about the iPc

1. It just works. Yep, just ask any of those hundreds of people who lost huge amounts of data just because they let someone sign into a guest account. Or just take a look at their troubleshooting section, if Macs truly "just worked" there would be no need for pages like this. Yes, Macs crash too, and any one who denies it should be considered a zombie and shot on sight. Just do it, they are dead inside.
2. It's more secure. I often hear careless Apple fan boys throw this phrase around in the wind. Such a bold way of living, not a care in the world, no anti-virus, no firewall. Maybe if they took they're head from out their asses they would have seen this 2008 Contest in which the Mac was hacked into in under 2 minutes; giving a time span of 3 days the Mac was the first to be compromised followed by Vista on the last day and Ubuntu Linux on, well... Ubuntu was not able to be hacked into at all. 
3. I don't have to worry about virus' anymore.  So I realize this is number twos bastard son of a sequel but I had to bring this up some how, many Apple users insist they are not the target of malicious intentions and I hope they keep this attitude because there is a new motivation for hackers to target Macs: Its users smugness. Macs have no anti-malware making them an easy target and Now hackers are paid 43 cents for every Mac that is hijacked. 
4. They care about the environment. Bullshit! They want you to think that because it's hip and sophisticated to have an opinion on climate change right now among the collage student demographic (their target). If they really did care, why are all of their products made in China where they don't need to meet any standards on greenhouse gas emissions or  follow any laws about polluting the country side with toxic chemicals like mercury that wind up in the food supply all over the world.
5. I saved a bundle because I chose a Mac. Oh, wait! I've never heard these words uttered... Ever! I may have been thinking about Linux